McRonalds customer Demands McFamily Meal: Is told it doesn’t exist
IN a bizarre misunderstanding today, an Australian man in his late 30s arrived at his local McRonalds restaurant demanding a “McFamily” meal.
Notorious for its marketing campaign in recent years to portray itself as “the family restaurant”, McRonalds management did not know how to respond to this level of stupidity.
The staff at the store explained to the man that there was no McFamily meal on the menu, whereby he said he would settle for a “McChild” burger.
Security was called to escort the man from the store and brutally beat him in the restaurant car park.
Our survey showed that patrons under the age of 18 thoroughly enjoyed watching the man being bashed, and that everyone over the age of 18 was outraged and wanted to call the police but thought someone else would already have done so.
Police did not arrive at the scene until a kettle of vultures began to circle the air above the car park.
“The man did not buy anything. He wasn’t our customer,” a spokesman for McRonalds said.
When asked whether their family-oriented marketing campaign was partially at fault for causing the incident, the spokesman for McRonalds pretended to answer his phone and walked away, making a rude “talk to the hand” gesture at our journalist.
Senior psychologist from Ashwood University, Dr Hyde Rainley, has already arranged for the “McFamily” man, as the media have already begun calling him, to appear on the American talk show, Dr. Phil.
“I’m hoping the McFamily man will develop an appetite for a McPhil burger while on the show and do this world a favour,” Dr Rainley said.
